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girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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