got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Randomize
