Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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