her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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