when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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