just tell him i said nine months
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
we should paint friendship bongs
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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