He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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