It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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