Only a mothe r could love this liver
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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