1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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