he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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