if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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