her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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