Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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