Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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