Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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