its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
My breasts were aching with rage.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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