ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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