Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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