Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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