Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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