SEEEEXXX PLEASE
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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