question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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