At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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