OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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