so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
