is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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