you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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