have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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