hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
It's just like the Real World with babies
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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