I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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