I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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