Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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