please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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