So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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