Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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