turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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