Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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