some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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