no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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