those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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