the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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