If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
you win again, gameday.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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