any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize
