You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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