Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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