if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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