He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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