I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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