you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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