thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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