She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Randomize
