BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
