I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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