remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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