Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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