oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You are a genius and a whore.
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